5 Crazy Redneck Christmas Life Hacks

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  1. Justin8r (Enlightened Gaming) says:

    How to Freakin’ REDNECK!!! What’s good!

  2. Basu Roy says:

    Why do you say “bam” so much

  3. Noah Ciolkosz says:

    Ha godie

  4. Zachary Spriggs (Spriggsy) says:

    Hey Jim! Love your videos! This is Zachary Spriggs, I’m Kenny’s son. Keep
    ’em coming and good luck!

  5. Lucas Nielsen says:

    Hey Jimbo I have one kidney and severe ADD and when I get home from school
    I watch your videos and you help me out so much and cheer me up thank you
    and merry Christmas.

  6. Monty Balls says:

    hey dude I usually love your videos but putting music over it when your
    talking sucks now go slap yourself redneck style……ps Merry Christmas

  7. IrradiatedOne says:

    Great video, but next time ya might want to turn the Christmas music in the
    background down just a little more. It might make ya easier to
    hear/understand as the music can be a bit loud at times! Just a suggestion,
    still cool video!

  8. RickMakes says:

    Great vid! Merry Christmas Jim.

  9. Michigan Mister says:

    you may not know, but Mother Dolores makes us ALL keep/save our popcorn
    tins (the big ones with the three flavors) to stow our
    ornaments/lights/hooks/extension cords and such. not only does everything
    fit well, they all have Christmas themes on them! Jimbo, we have them from
    the sixties, still going strong!!?? she claims they are “collectors items”,
    and that’s when I get a squinty face goin, and get hit by that damn red
    silk pillow again…….hate that damn thing….I’ve been bruised from more
    Wal-Mart crap than anyone fit to live this life…

  10. Axel Contreras says:

    Boo steelers!! GO BRONCOS THEY RULE!!!

  11. Nile Copeland says:

    Redneck ingenuity

  12. EvanEraTV says:

    Great video Jimbo!! Loved the giant Hershey Kiss one!! ??

  13. bryce melanson says:

    Jimbo the man with a plan!

  14. TorchMeBelow says:

    Bud light? you really ARE a redneck….
    Merry Christmas sending my love down from Canada…

  15. Don Baseball says:

    ur great,keep going.

  16. Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka says:

    what an excellent youtube channel. bravo. bravo. bravofam

  17. We The peeps says:

    Love it

  18. BMM Danske Vloggers says:

    Ur 2 cool

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