People Share The Best NSFW Life Hacks (r/AskReddit)

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  1. Adam Dobry says:

    Six of september ten lol

  2. Tierique Stapleton says:

    I use the browser trick

  3. Shamima Begum says:

    Warm water coagulates nut. Don’t clean nut with warm water.

  4. Wabefuhon says:

    Tips for concealing your evidence of porn surfing.

    1. USB stick/micro SD drive. Password protect if needed. Saving those pics comes handy as long as they don’t break any laws.

    2. Right click your web launcher and click on Private Browsing. Nothing is saved in the history.

    3. New tab to social media of choice.

  5. Jearrod Fountain says:

    If someone tries to fight you get naked. Nobody wants to fight a bake man

  6. Can we get to 10,000 subscribers with no videos???? says:

    4:10 that one is evil

  7. Ridgely says:

    That Nicotine patch one is so demented, I hope that person was joking.

    • Arcane Highlander says:

      +DangerDan right, any SANE person would agree that both scenarios are fucked up, but unfortunately, people in this comment thread seem to think that *statistical facts behind things men actually deal with* are just “bullshit strawman arguments.” Facts are facts, whether you agree with them or not, and that’s something a modern feminist progressive will never admit.

    • Arcane Highlander says:

      +Kyary Jayn and you defaulting to shaming language as a response to what i said tells me your a man-hating feminist, so what’s your point?

    • Arcane Highlander says:

      +Jason Jia it’s a comparison, that’s how its related.

    • Kyary Jayn says:

      Arcane Highlander My point is that OP said the nicotine trick was demented and you come out of the woodworks talking about something completely unrelated. You compare the two and both are equally demented, yeah for sure. But like I said it was something brought out from nowhere and it’s something akin to mgtow grievances. I’m not man-hating, I just find it hilarious you decide to compare oranges to apples.

    • xKoreotic says:

      Alonzo Salvary dude if you only want a SO just for sex/oral then go pay hookers or find someone who will provide you (and vice versa) sexual relief. Why do you have to forcefully trash someone’s life just to get it on?

  8. Qdude10 says:

    The pee splashing lifehack actually sounds useful. I think i’m going to start doing that

  9. Youngblood Killjoy With Blurryfaces says:

    as a straight girl, people have tried this one on me:

    if a girl is wearing a low-cut shirt, bet them 1 pound, dollar or euro they can’t touch their elbows together. you’re welcome.

  10. Neo says:

    7:26
    *Some serious advice on getting through a bottom*

  11. M A R F F O X says:

    Oof the Nicotine patch one is messed up

  12. X33 Ultrasound says:

    Some I just quickly thought of:
    If you’re looking for a relationship. It’s best to only look at people in the face as an attractive face would make you careless about the body especially if the personality fits well, and don’t go thinking their body can be a 2 while the face is a 9 because the face is the place most affected by life as it is exposed 24/7. Also only look at their face will prevent them suspecting you wanting to just fuck them. (for men)

    If you want to know how old someone roughly is, it’s best to look at their hands and neck as they show peoples age the most.

    If you want a strong ejaculations & erecting again. Delete all the saved porn you have. (including bookmarks and history and Google’s auto complete) Don’t masterbate for six days straight and on the 7th day (preferably on a Monday or Tuesday night if you miss it wait till next Monday or Tuesday) masterbate but use only your memory. No visuals. Soon you will begin to remember only the same things making it harder to cum and resulting in you deciding to stop. Do this for a minimum of 1.5 months (set it in your calendar do you don’t forget the day) and your erections ejaculations will be harder next time you masterbate with visuals or have sex.

    _NOT SURE ABOUT THE ACCURACY OF THESE BUT THERE’S NO HARM IN TRYING THEM. IF YOU DISAGREE OR HAVE ANYMORE TO ADD TO ANY OF THESE THEN LEAVE A REPLY_

    • Beyond the Limit says:

      A little info.

      If you use porn a lot to your… personal things, that can lead to more problems, your mind will think porn is the real shit, and everything will just be inferior.

      to fix this, don’t masturbate for 30 days, straight. (60 if porn is part of your life for a lot of years.) ‘

      Then, yeah, use your imagination. (Your best bet will be to fuck, but probably your stamina will be trash, so… if you got a relationship you can give it a try, but overall isn’t a good idea)
      Your brain will readapt to pleasure, making porn inefficient again, and will make you craving for sex.
      Yeah, don’t worry, just fuck.

      Done? Well then, that’s all. Your brain it’s adapted to a normal sex life again, you should feel less pleasure from porn, normal pleasure from masturbating, and A LOT of pleasure having sex. Your erections will be strong as fuck, as your brain is thinking this is VERY important, so… You’re giving your all

  13. 6998Aj says:

    the nicotine patch one is psychotic

  14. P L says:

    Googly eyes…yeah totally did that once. I wound up getting laid when I met her. Win.

  15. ScorpioSoul13 90 says:

    The nicotine patch thing, yeah don’t do that..

  16. the doctor says:

    So guys i found a way to record without using your hands but this only works for boys

  17. Raddy P. aka Velo says:

    Nobody:

    Robot: 6th of september/10

  18. Bio Toxin says:

    I’ve been reading SO as superior officer since I started watching this channel, I just realized it’s significant other

  19. TyphoonZebra says:

    That nicotine one is the most sick, Pavlovian manipulation I’ve ever heard of. I’m noting it down for unrelated reasons.

  20. The Art and the Wolf [PixelDust] says:

    Some of these aren’t even NSFW xD
    Edit: 8:49 Hit her pp much better
    Bro that’s a trap

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