The Top 7 Amazingly Quick & Incredibly Awesome Life Hacks You Need Right Now! PARODY Part 2

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  1. Cam_2002 says:

    “Drill a bunch of holes in the can with your blender…” Drill holes with a
    blender?

  2. thetutorialguy eliseo says:

    The neck massager is a dildo is that your wife’s

  3. PodEyeinsky says:

    DILDO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. aj godwin says:

    That’s a fuckn dildo man 

  5. VISHAL GALAHITIYAWA says:

    i like your videos

  6. ThatGuyAgain42 says:

    Neck massager? you mean “vibe-scepter”

  7. griffin wallace says:

    “neck massager 

  8. The Unknowen Gamer says:

    are u sure that “neck massager” is what it is coz well it kinda looks like
    u know what

  9. kyle kaluzny says:

    That’s no neck massager

  10. David Steckler says:

    It’s a dill do

  11. Crazycreeper655 says:

    Nice dildo

  12. RedcatPlaysGames says:

    ummmm i dont think thats a neck vibrator………

  13. Matthew Paul says:

    Bitch please, neck massager? More like *ass* massager

  14. Josh Christiansen says:

    I don’t think that’s a neck masher (:/ 

  15. Braden Passmore says:

    That isn’t a neck massager

  16. Olivier Koot says:

    That is not a neck massager… I think he stole it from his wife. 

  17. Martin Hernandez says:

    That is Not a neck messagerthat is a vibrating dildo

  18. Sam B says:

    00:43 “drill a bunch of holes in the can with your blender…” Hahaha

  19. Isaac Weadon says:

    Start grinding ha ha

  20. Matthew4414 says:

    Its really a dildo? Well guess what? THATS THE JOKE!!!! Jesus

  21. isaac wood says:

    thats not a neck mushoger 

  22. Cooper McCom says:

    Y do u have a dildo

  23. Joshua Nicholas says:

    just a question why do you have a vibrator (foot massager)

  24. lauris piksis says:

    we need more!!!

  25. xxander skyes says:

    Dude why do you have a vibrator please tell that’s your wife’s and not
    yours 

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